c'mon let's do the conga

daisybuathatseephol:

I can’t.

lindseymorqan:

“I’m a pretty low-maintenance guy. If I had my way, I would keep my head shaved year round so I wouldn’t have to worry about hair. I also like having a beard. I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. My workout routine isn’t too fancy either. I don’t have some cool P90X thing that I do. I just pick up heavy stuff and put it back down. It’s really simple stuff. It’s like the stuff I learned in high school.”

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jackafz:

micdotcom:

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

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rainnecassidy:

this remains one of my favorite posts of all time

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mikkelsenmads:

You seem happy. You have great laugh lines when you smile.
- I was a happy kid. I smiled a lot.

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winchestheart:

It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity.

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cheesetiano:

Lord Vader choking people who displease him

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maggins:

#IM LAUGHING BECAUSE OF THAT LAST GIF #WELL GOSH DIDDLY DARN WE’VE HAD OUR SELVES A LITTLE WHOOPSIE DAISY HERE (via)

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